Miscellanious Tidbits of Information

I have the tendancy to stumble across short but deep and insightful one liners. Most of the time I can recite them from memory but I seem to find more then I know what to do with. This is my compiled list of some of the best one liners I have come across in my tenure on this planet. Enjoy…

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

— Douglas Adams

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.

— Albert Einstein

If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer

— Dean Quinlan

When I die, I do not want people to remember me as the man whom had nothing. I wish to be remembered as the man who gave everything

There is purpose in everything anybody on this planet does, to understand that purpose is to understand the very nature of humanity itself.

— Adam Hahn

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

All is fair in love and war

Life's Tough, get a helmet!

If you can't convince them, Confuse them

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Ambition is when you follow your dreams. Insanity is when they follow you.

Free will is an illusion between those with power and those without it

— The Matrix Revolutions

Colplay is the kind of music computers will make when they get smart enough to start making fun of humans.

— Random Forum Signature

True love cannot be found where it truly does not exist, Nor can it be hidden where it truly does.

— Unknown

I like your Christ, it is your Christians I do not like. They are nothing like your Christ.

— Mahatma Gandhi

If Christ were here now, there is one thing he would not be - a Christian.

— Mark Twain

Of all religions, Christianity is without a doubt the one that should inspire tolerance most, although, up to now, the Christians have been the most intolerant of all men.

— Voltaire